My dash did a thing

My dash did a thing

 

screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

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(via condom)

 
polite-police:

About to go for a drive.
GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE

polite-police:

About to go for a drive.

GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE

(via s2kdrew)

 
 
 

ladygagarbage:

defining herstory moments on Television 

(via snorlaxatives)

 

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via condom)

 
schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.

i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

(via tyleroakley)

 

whitestepmom:

me: *talks back to teacher*

teacher: meet me after class

*after class*

teacher: did you or did you not come for me today?

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(via barebackinq)